A Green King

A Green King had a helmet to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a fairly exciting idea, to my children, but not to the King, who felt that the idea was amazing. Remarkably, a helmet would be the item chosen.

A Green King always kept a dildo that they sometimes drop. One might say this is a fairly strange proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the King, who had decided that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have thought, a dildo being the chosen item.

A Green King looked for a bag of flour that they would put down their trousers. It is considered to be a strange undertaking, to some, but not to the King, who assumed that this idea is spectacular. Bizarrely, a bag of flour is the thing to select.

A Green King desired a lava lamp that they sometimes play with. It should be a fairly extraordinary operation, to my neighbour, but not to the King, who feels that the idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a lava lamp is the item to choose.

A Green King had a crown that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a fairly astonishing proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the King, who considered that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a crown would be the item that was selected.

A Green King desperately wanted a computer that they would sometimes eat. It might be a fairly exciting proposal, to my grandma, but not to the King, who had decided it was awesome. Honestly, a computer would be the thing that was opted for.