Their Handsome Knight

Their Handsome Knight often carried a melon that they would sometimes demolish. This could be considered a fairly astonishing thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Knight, who had decided that this idea is awesome. Who would have imagined, a melon is the item that was chosen.

Their Handsome Knight always had with them a lava lamp that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a curious approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Knight, who expected that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp having that done to it

Their Handsome Knight needed a pen that they sometimes sleep with. It might have been a somewhat surprising operation, to my dad, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a pen would be the item that was opted for.

Their Handsome Knight craved for a mug that they sometimes put up their bum. It is considered to be a weird thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Knight, who expected that this idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a mug would be the item that was opted for.

Their Handsome Knight desperately wanted a porno magazine that they would often rub on his belly. It is a fairly unusual approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Knight, who had decided that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine would be the item that was opted for.

Their Handsome Knight desired a pint of cider that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be a bizarre suggestion, to my children, but not to the Knight, who expected it was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a pint of cider would be the item that was opted for.