Their Foolish Knight

Their Foolish Knight desperately needed a stapler that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It should be a different suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Knight, who thought it would be epic. Who would have imagined, a stapler was the item that was opted for.

Their Foolish Knight needed a pint of beer that they would often sleep with. It was considered to be a different suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Knight, who thinks that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer was the chosen thing.

Their Foolish Knight always carried a bottle of wine that they would put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a somewhat surprising exercise, to some, but not to the Knight, who thought it was miraculous. Honestly, a bottle of wine would be the thing that was opted for.

Their Foolish Knight often carried a can of Dr Pepper that they would often share. It would have been a weird operation, to some, but not to the Knight, who thinks that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a can of Dr Pepper was the thing that was chosen.

Their Foolish Knight wanted a crown to try to balance on their head. One might find this to be an extraordinary approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Knight, who considered that this idea is wonderous. Remarkably, a crown would be the item that was opted for.

Their Foolish Knight wanted a magic 8 ball that they liked to drop. It should have been a peculiar operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Knight, who thinks that the idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball is the item to opt for.