The Confused Knight

The Confused Knight always carried a pint of beer that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It should be an original activity, to my children, but not to the Knight, who thinks that this idea is miraculous. Remarkably, a pint of beer is the item that was chosen.

The Confused Knight desired a can of coke that they would often put up their bum. This could be considered an original thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Knight, who assumed that this idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke was the thing that was opted for.

The Confused Knight craved for a can of Tango to break. It would be an astonishing exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Knight, who thinks it was miraculous. A can of Tango would be the item chosen.

The Confused Knight wanted a painting of a melon to smash. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to you, but not to the Knight, who thought it was miraculous. A painting of a melon would be the chosen thing.

The Confused Knight desperately wanted a pint of cider to demolish. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre thing to do, to many, but not to the Knight, who felt that this idea is the most awesome idea. Strangely, a pint of cider would be the thing that was chosen.

The Confused Knight craved for a bottle of beer that they would often put on his head. It should have been a peculiar operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Knight, who assumed that this idea is epic. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer is the thing to choose.