His Ugly Knight

His Ugly Knight desperately desired a rubber chicken that they would occasionally sleep with. One might find this to be a weird and wonderful thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Knight, who had decided it was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken is the thing that was chosen.

His Ugly Knight desperately searched for a condom that they would occasionally cuddle. This might appear to be an extraordinary approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Knight, who feels that this idea was entertaining. A condom would be the chosen thing.

His Ugly Knight desperately needed a set square that they would often eat. It should have been a fairly peculiar approach to life, to some, but not to the Knight, who expected that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a set square being the item opted for.

His Ugly Knight owned a condom that they would break. This is certainly a fairly astonishing thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Knight, who had decided it would be simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a condom is the item that was chosen.

His Ugly Knight needed a cheese grater that they would try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a fairly curious idea, to my dad, but not to the Knight, who thinks that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater was the thing that was selected.

His Ugly Knight had a can of coke that they would occasionally experiment on. It was considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Knight, who thinks that this idea was simply life. Honestly, a can of coke would be the thing that was opted for.