Their Boring Lunatic

Their Boring Lunatic desperately desired a crown that they would sometimes put on his head. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary activity, to my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a crown was the item that was chosen.

Their Boring Lunatic searched for a bat that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be an exciting undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a bat was the thing that was opted for.

Their Boring Lunatic needed a sword that they would often throw. It is an odd undertaking, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a sword would be the chosen thing.

Their Boring Lunatic looked for a CD player that they would smash. This is certainly a bizarre suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that this idea was wonderful. Strangely, a CD player is the item to choose.

Their Boring Lunatic desperately searched for a stretchman that they sometimes try to balance on their head. This seems a fairly astonishing approach to life, to most, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a stretchman would be the item that was selected.

Their Boring Lunatic needed a bottle of wine that they sometimes break. This seems to be a bizarre approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion it was exciting. Remarkably, a bottle of wine is the item to select.