Her Bum Loving Lunatic

Her Bum Loving Lunatic had a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally play with. It would be a curious suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that this idea is miraculous. A pencil sharpener was the chosen item.

Her Bum Loving Lunatic desperately craved for a rubber chicken that they would occasionally hug. This might appear to be a fairly surprising action, to my grandpa, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that this idea is the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken is the thing that was chosen.

Her Bum Loving Lunatic wanted a custard pie that they would often play with. One might find this to be a fairly new idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who thought it was stunning. Remarkably, a custard pie having that done to it

Her Bum Loving Lunatic carried a piece of paper to try to nail to the wall. This could be considered a fairly strange approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was stunning. Honestly, a piece of paper having that done to it

Her Bum Loving Lunatic found a toilet brush that they would occasionally annihilate This could be considered a fairly astonishing thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a toilet brush having that done to it

Her Bum Loving Lunatic desperately needed a dildo that they liked to embrace. One might find this to be an original thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided it was simply life. Bizarrely, a dildo is the item to choose.