My Square Lunatic

My Square Lunatic desperately looked for a mug that they liked to worship. It might be a fairly extraordinary idea, to you and me, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that this idea is magnificent. Bizarrely, a mug is the item to select.

My Square Lunatic owned a pint of cider to smash. It was considered to be a fairly exciting activity, to you and me, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that this idea is simply life. Honestly, a pint of cider being the item selected.

My Square Lunatic wanted a vibrator that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It might have been an extraordinary activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Lunatic, who feels it was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a vibrator would be the item that was opted for.

My Square Lunatic desperately looked for a big sponge that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be an odd activity, to some, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a big sponge is the thing to choose.

My Square Lunatic desperately craved for a bottle of beer that they would break. This could be considered a weird activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Lunatic, who considered it would be wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer was the item that was chosen.

My Square Lunatic looked for a rubber johnny to sleep with. It was a strange action, to my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed it was simply life. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny was the chosen thing.