The Silly Lunatic

The Silly Lunatic wanted a piece of paper that they would often put up their bum. One might consider this to be an original approach to life, to most, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper is the thing that was chosen.

The Silly Lunatic found a chocolate bar that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It would have been a weird and wonderful undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that this idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar would be the item that was opted for.

The Silly Lunatic desperately needed a condom that they would rub on his belly. It might have been a fairly funny approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a condom is the thing to opt for.

The Silly Lunatic wanted a dildo to sleep with. It is a surprising thought, to you, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that the idea was stunning. Honestly, a dildo being the item selected.

The Silly Lunatic searched for a piece of paper that they would often share. It would be a fairly strange activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Remarkably, a piece of paper is the item to select.

The Silly Lunatic owned a porno magazine that they liked to insert somewhere. This seems to be a strange approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that this idea is awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine was the thing that was opted for.