The Angry Martian

The Angry Martian had a CD player that they sometimes sleep with. This seems to be a peculiar proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Martian, who expected that this idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a CD player would be the item that was selected.

The Angry Martian looked for a sword that they would eat. It was considered to be a surprising operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. A sword would be the thing that was chosen.

The Angry Martian wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes hug. One might consider this to be a fairly different undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Martian, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item that was opted for.

The Angry Martian craved for a radiator that they sometimes put on his head. It should be a funny suggestion, to most, but not to the Martian, who thinks that this idea is entertaining. Remarkably, a radiator is the thing to opt for.

The Angry Martian carried a bottle of wine that they would drop. One might find this to be a peculiar activity, to you, but not to the Martian, who thought that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a bottle of wine being the item selected.

The Angry Martian often carried a painting of a melon that they would often rub on his belly. It is considered to be a funny idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Martian, who considered it was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon would be the item chosen.