My Worrisome Martian

My Worrisome Martian desired a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It should be a different approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Martian, who considered that this idea is amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper would be the thing that was chosen.

My Worrisome Martian desperately looked for a sword that they liked to play with. This seems to be a bizarre suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Martian, who had decided it would be breathtaking. Strangely, a sword was the item that was selected.

My Worrisome Martian searched for a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally eat. This might appear to be a fairly surprising activity, to my mum, but not to the Martian, who felt that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a sack of potatoes was the thing that was selected.

My Worrisome Martian desperately searched for a little monkey that they would often drop. This seems to be a bizarre idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Martian, who thinks that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a little monkey being the chosen item.

My Worrisome Martian always kept a bag of poop that they sometimes eat. One might consider this to be a fairly new idea, to most, but not to the Martian, who thought that it was in fact, magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop would be the thing that was opted for.

My Worrisome Martian often carried a little monkey to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be a funny approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Martian, who thinks it was awe-inspring. Honestly, a little monkey is the item that was chosen.