The Confused Martian

The Confused Martian desperately wanted a cheese grater that they liked to annihilate It would have been an original exercise, to most, but not to the Martian, who thought that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater was the thing that was chosen.

The Confused Martian owned a CD player that they would throw. It was considered to be a fairly unusual suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Martian, who assumed that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a CD player is the thing to choose.

The Confused Martian looked for a pint of beer that they would put on his head. One might say this is a weird and wonderful activity, to you and me, but not to the Martian, who assumed that this idea is miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer was the thing that was chosen.

The Confused Martian searched for a bag of poop that they would occasionally cuddle. One might say this is a fairly funny exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Martian, who considered it would be entertaining. Strangely, a bag of poop is the item that was chosen.

The Confused Martian desperately looked for a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes worship. This might appear to be a curious thing to do, to my children, but not to the Martian, who thinks that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand is the item to opt for.

The Confused Martian needed a cup that they would cuddle. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to me, but not to the Martian, who assumed that this idea is fun. Who would have imagined, a cup would be the item that was opted for.