The Confused Martian

The Confused Martian desperately wanted a stapler to sleep with. This seems an astonishing approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. A stapler being the chosen item.

The Confused Martian looked for a mug that they would often put in the bath with him. It would be a strange exercise, to my mum, but not to the Martian, who expected it would be spectacular. Honestly, a mug is the thing to choose.

The Confused Martian desperately craved for a porno magazine to put down their trousers. It would have been a different approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Martian, who feels that the idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine being the thing opted for.

The Confused Martian desperately craved for a big sponge that they would sometimes throw. This is certainly a fairly exciting exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Martian, who had decided that this idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge being the chosen thing.

The Confused Martian carried a radiator that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It would have been a fairly unusual exercise, to most, but not to the Martian, who assumed it was stunning. Remarkably, a radiator was the chosen item.

The Confused Martian needed a chocolate bar that they liked to eat. It would have been a fairly funny activity, to many, but not to the Martian, who considered it was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a chocolate bar was the item that was selected.