Their Foolish Martian

Their Foolish Martian desired a piece of paper that they would often eat. It should have been an odd activity, to my grandma, but not to the Martian, who considered that this idea is stunning. Honestly, a piece of paper would be the chosen thing.

Their Foolish Martian craved for a bat that they would sometimes drop. It would have been a fairly odd undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Martian, who considered that the idea was fun. Honestly, a bat would be the thing that was chosen.

Their Foolish Martian desperately searched for a cucumber that they would worship. It should have been a peculiar operation, to my mum, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was stunning. Remarkably, a cucumber having that done to it

Their Foolish Martian found a rubber johnny that they would sleep with. It was a fairly funny proposal, to my dad, but not to the Martian, who considered it was amazing. Remarkably, a rubber johnny is the thing to choose.

Their Foolish Martian always kept a can of Tango to put in the bath with him. It should have been a fairly different undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Martian, who expected that it was in fact, spectacular. Honestly, a can of Tango was the item that was opted for.

Their Foolish Martian owned a porno magazine that they liked to put up their bum. One might consider this to be a bizarre suggestion, to many, but not to the Martian, who assumed that this idea was miraculous. Honestly, a porno magazine is the item to choose.