Weary Martian

Weary Martian desperately desired a computer that they would often rub on his belly. It is a strange idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Martian, who felt that the idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a computer is the thing to select.

Weary Martian carried a pint of cider that they sometimes throw. It should be a fairly astonishing undertaking, to many, but not to the Martian, who assumed that this idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a pint of cider is the thing to select.

Weary Martian had a toilet brush that they would drop. This seems to be an odd suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Martian, who had decided it would be entertaining. Who would have thought, a toilet brush is the thing to choose.

Weary Martian desired a custard pie to experiment on. It should be a fairly curious suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Martian, who felt that this idea is exciting. Bizarrely, a custard pie was the chosen item.

Weary Martian desperately looked for a piece of paper that they would sometimes put up their bum. One might consider this to be a different thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Martian, who thinks it would be the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a piece of paper of all things.

Weary Martian needed a pint of cider that they liked to put on his head. This seems to be a fairly odd suggestion, to some, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider of all things.