The Foolish Monkey

The Foolish Monkey desperately wanted a little monkey that they would sometimes smash. This seems to be an original thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Monkey, who felt that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have imagined, a little monkey is the item to choose.

The Foolish Monkey always kept a pen that they would put up their bum. It was a fairly astonishing idea, to many, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that this idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a pen is the thing that was chosen.

The Foolish Monkey always had with them a ball that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This seems to be a weird thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Monkey, who felt it would be exciting. Honestly, a ball was the thing that was selected.

The Foolish Monkey always had with them a Harry Potter wand that they liked to sit and look at. It was an unusual thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Monkey, who expected that the idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand being the item selected.

The Foolish Monkey desperately looked for a condom that they would occasionally embrace. One might consider this to be a fairly unusual approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that this idea was exciting. Remarkably, a condom was the thing that was opted for.

The Foolish Monkey needed a little monkey that they would often smash. It should have been an original idea, to many, but not to the Monkey, who expected that this idea is awesome. Who would have thought, a little monkey being the thing selected.