Her Dodgy Monkey

Her Dodgy Monkey desperately wanted a bottle of beer that they sometimes worship. This might appear to be a curious approach to life, to my children, but not to the Monkey, who thought that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer being the item selected.

Her Dodgy Monkey found a crown that they would drop. This could be considered a weird operation, to my mum, but not to the Monkey, who thought it would be breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a crown was the chosen item.

Her Dodgy Monkey wanted a rubber johnny to try to balance on their head. One might find this to be an extraordinary action, to you, but not to the Monkey, who feels that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny is the item to choose.

Her Dodgy Monkey desperately searched for a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes eat. One might find this to be a bizarre proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Monkey, who felt that the idea was awesome. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand would be the thing that was selected.

Her Dodgy Monkey craved for a mug that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a weird and wonderful exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion it would be spectacular. Honestly, a mug is the thing to select.

Her Dodgy Monkey always kept a sword that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be an extraordinary suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Monkey, who expected that this idea was sublime. A sword being the item selected.