A Chinese Monkey

A Chinese Monkey always had with them a cucumber that they would often sleep with. It should have been an astonishing thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that this idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a cucumber having that done to it

A Chinese Monkey wanted a rubber johnny to rub on his belly. One might say this is a peculiar proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Monkey, who feels that it was in fact, stunning. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was opted for.

A Chinese Monkey always carried a lava lamp that they would hug. It should have been a new approach to life, to some, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that the idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a lava lamp would be the chosen thing.

A Chinese Monkey often carried a sword that they would sleep with. One might say this is an exciting exercise, to my children, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that this idea is wonderous. A sword was the thing that was chosen.

A Chinese Monkey owned a chocolate bar that they sometimes break. This is certainly a somewhat surprising suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar being the chosen thing.

A Chinese Monkey desperately searched for a can of coke that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It was a funny exercise, to my dad, but not to the Monkey, who thought that this idea is sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke being the chosen thing.