A Retarded Monkey

A Retarded Monkey always had with them a big sponge that they would often break. This seems to be an odd undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monkey, who considered that the idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a big sponge is the item that was chosen.

A Retarded Monkey looked for a cucumber that they liked to worship. It is a fairly new thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Monkey, who feels that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a cucumber would be the thing that was selected.

A Retarded Monkey always carried a helmet that they sometimes sleep with. It would be a fairly exciting thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Monkey, who had decided that the idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a helmet was the item that was opted for.

A Retarded Monkey desired a porno magazine that they would often drop. This might appear to be a fairly peculiar activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Monkey, who thought that the idea was stunning. Honestly, a porno magazine would be the item that was chosen.

A Retarded Monkey wanted a sword that they would occasionally insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a fairly curious action, to you and me, but not to the Monkey, who thinks it would be wonderous. Bizarrely, a sword being the item opted for.

A Retarded Monkey wanted a piece of paper that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be an extraordinary idea, to my grandma, but not to the Monkey, who considered that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper was the item that was selected.