A Curious Monkey

A Curious Monkey carried a big sponge that they would sometimes sleep with. It should have been a fairly original activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a big sponge was the thing that was chosen.

A Curious Monkey desperately wanted a custard pie that they sometimes throw. It should have been a fairly surprising operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Monkey, who feels it was wonderous. Who would have thought, a custard pie is the item to choose.

A Curious Monkey desperately desired a pint of cider that they would sometimes throw. It would have been a fairly exciting activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is spectacular. Who would have thought, a pint of cider was the thing that was selected.

A Curious Monkey desperately wanted a cucumber that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It is a fairly new operation, to you and me, but not to the Monkey, who considered that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber was the thing that was chosen.

A Curious Monkey looked for a pint of beer that they sometimes play with. This is certainly an extraordinary operation, to my dad, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion it was stunning. Bizarrely, a pint of beer would be the thing that was chosen.

A Curious Monkey desired a big sponge that they would sometimes break. One might find this to be a fairly curious thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monkey, who feels that it was in fact, epic. Who would have thought, a big sponge being the item opted for.