The Blue Monkey

The Blue Monkey desperately wanted a lava lamp to try to nail to the wall. It should be a weird and wonderful undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Monkey, who felt that the idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a lava lamp would be the item that was chosen.

The Blue Monkey searched for a bottle of beer that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a fairly different idea, to my children, but not to the Monkey, who thought that it was in fact, out of this world. Remarkably, a bottle of beer would be the chosen thing.

The Blue Monkey desired a helmet to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be a peculiar proposal, to me, but not to the Monkey, who felt it was entertaining. Bizarrely, a helmet being the item opted for.

The Blue Monkey desperately needed a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes break. It should have been a somewhat surprising approach to life, to my children, but not to the Monkey, who had decided it would be wonderful. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper is the thing to choose.

The Blue Monkey craved for a can of Tango that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It should be a funny activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that it was in fact, spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango would be the item that was chosen.

The Blue Monkey always had with them a bag of poop that they would sometimes throw. This might appear to be a fairly new suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Monkey, who feels that it was in fact, magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop was the chosen thing.