The Worrisome Monster

The Worrisome Monster always had with them a dildo that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been a fairly original suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Monster, who considered that it was in fact, breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo would be the thing that was opted for.

The Worrisome Monster desperately wanted a sword that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been an unusual proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Monster, who considered that this idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a sword is the thing to opt for.

The Worrisome Monster looked for a dildo to throw. It might be a fairly surprising thing to do, to many, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion it was awesome. Honestly, a dildo would be the item chosen.

The Worrisome Monster craved for a cheese grater that they would sometimes smash. It should be a curious suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was miraculous. A cheese grater would be the item that was selected.

The Worrisome Monster looked for a teapot that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is a curious undertaking, to many, but not to the Monster, who thought that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot would be the item that was selected.

The Worrisome Monster always carried a magic 8 ball that they would often drop. One might say this is a surprising exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Monster, who thinks that this idea is sublime. Strangely, a magic 8 ball is the item to select.