A Exciting Monster

A Exciting Monster had a melon that they sometimes put on his head. This seems to be a fairly bizarre suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Monster, who expected it would be miraculous. Bizarrely, a melon is the thing to opt for.

A Exciting Monster wanted a pint of cider that they would sometimes sleep with. It is considered to be a fairly new undertaking, to you, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a pint of cider was the thing that was selected.

A Exciting Monster always carried a bottle of beer that they would often cuddle. This is certainly a fairly curious thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderous. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer is the item that was chosen.

A Exciting Monster desperately needed a wig that they would break. One might find this to be a new activity, to me and my children, but not to the Monster, who felt it would be epic. Bizarrely, a wig was the item that was opted for.

A Exciting Monster wanted a chocolate bar that they liked to eat. This is certainly an astonishing suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Monster, who thought it would be epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a chocolate bar being the item selected.

A Exciting Monster wanted a set square that they would occasionally smash. It should be a fairly peculiar thing to do, to me, but not to the Monster, who expected that this idea is wonderous. Who would have imagined, a set square is the item to opt for.