The Scary Monster

The Scary Monster always had with them a painting of a melon that they sometimes play with. One might find this to be a fairly curious proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Monster, who expected that this idea is sublime. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon would be the item that was selected.

The Scary Monster craved for a piece of paper that they would occasionally put up their bum. It should have been a new proposal, to my mum, but not to the Monster, who thinks that it was in fact, breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper would be the item chosen.

The Scary Monster searched for a magic 8 ball that they would often try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to my children, but not to the Monster, who had decided that the idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball was the item that was opted for.

The Scary Monster searched for a tomato that they would often cuddle. This might appear to be a surprising operation, to me, but not to the Monster, who felt that this idea is sublime. Who would have imagined, a tomato being the item selected.

The Scary Monster wanted a big sponge that they would often put down their trousers. It was a fairly astonishing operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Monster, who considered that this idea was out of this world. A big sponge is the thing to opt for.

The Scary Monster wanted a spade that they would often sleep with. This seems to be a fairly original action, to my grandpa, but not to the Monster, who expected that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a spade is the thing to select.