His Nervous Monster

His Nervous Monster wanted a lava lamp that they would experiment on. This is certainly a fairly bizarre action, to me, but not to the Monster, who thought that this idea was exciting. A lava lamp being the item opted for.

His Nervous Monster wanted a helmet that they liked to throw. One might say this is an astonishing thing to do, to most, but not to the Monster, who thinks that this idea is miraculous. A helmet would be the item that was chosen.

His Nervous Monster desperately wanted a spade that they would worship. It might be a fairly peculiar activity, to you and me, but not to the Monster, who thought that it was in fact, breathtaking. Honestly, a spade would be the thing that was opted for.

His Nervous Monster always kept a chocolate bar that they sometimes annihilate This is certainly a fairly extraordinary operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is epic. Who would have imagined, a chocolate bar being the thing selected.

His Nervous Monster always had with them a vibrator to insert somewhere. One might find this to be an unusual action, to my children, but not to the Monster, who thinks that this idea was epic. Honestly, a vibrator would be the item that was opted for.

His Nervous Monster looked for a little monkey that they would experiment on. One might consider this to be a fairly exciting exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Monster, who had decided that it was in fact, amazing. Bizarrely, a little monkey was the item that was opted for.