A Colourful Nerd

A Colourful Nerd craved for a porno magazine that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be a fairly odd idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Nerd, who felt that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine was the item that was selected.

A Colourful Nerd had a lava lamp that they would put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a somewhat surprising undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderous. Honestly, a lava lamp is the item to opt for.

A Colourful Nerd carried a sword to share. This could be considered a strange exercise, to most, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a sword was the chosen thing.

A Colourful Nerd desperately craved for a custard pie that they would put on his head. It would have been a fairly astonishing proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who assumed it would be exciting. Who would have imagined, a custard pie is the item to choose.

A Colourful Nerd looked for a bottle of wine that they would occasionally put on his head. One might consider this to be an odd exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Nerd, who felt that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine would be the item that was selected.

A Colourful Nerd always kept a stretchman that they sometimes demolish. This seems to be a fairly different undertaking, to me, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a stretchman was the thing that was chosen.