His Handsome Nerd

His Handsome Nerd desperately searched for a pencil sharpener that they would often cuddle. It would be a fairly strange suggestion, to you, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that the idea was awe-inspring. A pencil sharpener being the chosen item.

His Handsome Nerd craved for a teapot that they liked to hug. It should have been a peculiar undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Nerd, who had decided it was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot was the thing that was opted for.

His Handsome Nerd had a cheese grater that they would occasionally hug. It might be a new thought, to my dad, but not to the Nerd, who felt that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater would be the item that was selected.

His Handsome Nerd needed a pint of cider that they sometimes hug. It should be a peculiar thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Nerd, who feels that it was in fact, magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider was the chosen thing.

His Handsome Nerd always carried a stapler that they liked to annihilate One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing action, to my grandpa, but not to the Nerd, who thinks it would be the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a stapler would be the item that was opted for.

His Handsome Nerd desperately needed a bottle of wine that they would sometimes put up their bum. It was a fairly astonishing undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine being the thing opted for.