My Angry Nerd

My Angry Nerd wanted a cup that they would often share. It might have been an odd thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, fun. Remarkably, a cup is the thing to select.

My Angry Nerd looked for a spade that they sometimes throw. One might find this to be a surprising exercise, to some, but not to the Nerd, who thought it was amazing. A spade was the thing that was opted for.

My Angry Nerd searched for a helmet that they would cuddle. It is considered to be a fairly extraordinary activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Nerd, who expected that this idea is awesome. Bizarrely, a helmet of all things.

My Angry Nerd always had with them a stapler that they would often rub on his belly. It should be a fairly original activity, to many, but not to the Nerd, who felt that this idea is exciting. Honestly, a stapler was the item that was opted for.

My Angry Nerd searched for a chocolate bar that they would sometimes sleep with. This seems an extraordinary exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that the idea was awesome. Remarkably, a chocolate bar is the item to opt for.

My Angry Nerd desperately needed a bottle of wine that they sometimes sleep with. It would be a funny proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Nerd, who considered it was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine is the item to opt for.