My Boring Nerd

My Boring Nerd desired a condom that they would sometimes hug. It would have been a fairly surprising thing to do, to my children, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a condom having that done to it

My Boring Nerd desperately looked for a CD player that they would occasionally put on his head. This is certainly a strange suggestion, to many, but not to the Nerd, who thought that the idea was wonderous. Strangely, a CD player would be the item that was selected.

My Boring Nerd always had with them a bottle of coke to share. One might consider this to be a fairly original thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Nerd, who considered it was wonderful. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke is the item to opt for.

My Boring Nerd wanted a stapler that they would occasionally demolish. This seems to be a fairly funny thought, to my children, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that this idea is the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a stapler was the item that was selected.

My Boring Nerd always kept a ball that they sometimes embrace. It might have been a fairly new action, to you, but not to the Nerd, who considered that this idea was spectacular. Strangely, a ball was the thing that was chosen.

My Boring Nerd carried a block of cheese that they sometimes worship. This might appear to be a different proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that the idea was out of this world. A block of cheese being the thing opted for.