Grumpy Newt

Grumpy Newt looked for a custard pie that they would often try to balance on their head. This seems a peculiar suggestion, to many, but not to the Newt, who felt it would be exciting. A custard pie was the item that was chosen.

Grumpy Newt desperately searched for a CD player to hug. It might be a different idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who had decided that it was in fact, exciting. Strangely, a CD player was the item that was chosen.

Grumpy Newt wanted a sponge that they would put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Newt, who felt that this idea was awe-inspring. A sponge was the thing that was selected.

Grumpy Newt wanted a porno magazine that they liked to put up their bum. It was considered to be an unusual exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Newt, who thinks it would be simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine being the thing opted for.

Grumpy Newt owned a custard pie that they would sometimes experiment on. It would have been a bizarre exercise, to my children, but not to the Newt, who assumed it was awesome. Strangely, a custard pie would be the thing that was selected.

Grumpy Newt carried a custard pie that they would put on his head. This is certainly a fairly exciting idea, to many, but not to the Newt, who had decided that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a custard pie would be the thing that was chosen.