The Nervous Newt

The Nervous Newt desperately craved for a painting of a melon that they sometimes embrace. It was an astonishing thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who considered it was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon was the chosen item.

The Nervous Newt desperately needed a teapot that they would occasionally put on his head. This is certainly a bizarre idea, to me, but not to the Newt, who considered that the idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a teapot would be the item that was selected.

The Nervous Newt desperately desired a block of cheese that they would sometimes throw. It is considered to be a curious proposal, to you, but not to the Newt, who felt that it was in fact, epic. Remarkably, a block of cheese being the thing opted for.

The Nervous Newt desperately needed a set of lego that they would sometimes put up their bum. One might say this is an extraordinary operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who feels it would be the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a set of lego being the chosen item.

The Nervous Newt needed a rubber chicken that they would often cuddle. This seems to be an astonishing activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who considered that this idea was sublime. Strangely, a rubber chicken would be the item that was selected.

The Nervous Newt wanted a dildo to smash. One might say this is an astonishing operation, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who feels that this idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo being the thing selected.