Their Weary Newt

Their Weary Newt needed a vibrator that they would sometimes experiment on. This is certainly an unusual idea, to my mum, but not to the Newt, who had decided it was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator is the thing to opt for.

Their Weary Newt owned a melon that they would often embrace. One might find this to be a fairly unusual activity, to most, but not to the Newt, who thinks that this idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a melon was the item that was chosen.

Their Weary Newt always had with them a spade that they would sometimes break. It is a funny idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who assumed that this idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a spade was the chosen thing.

Their Weary Newt desperately needed a can of coke that they would often demolish. It should be a fairly unusual proposal, to many, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was miraculous. A can of coke was the item that was opted for.

Their Weary Newt wanted a porno magazine that they liked to eat. It should be an original action, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who feels that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine was the item that was chosen.

Their Weary Newt desperately searched for a spade that they would occasionally throw. It should be a fairly new thing to do, to my children, but not to the Newt, who had decided that this idea is out of this world. A spade being the thing selected.