The Special Newt

The Special Newt needed a teapot that they liked to worship. It was a weird and wonderful action, to my children, but not to the Newt, who felt that this idea is wonderful. Bizarrely, a teapot is the thing that was chosen.

The Special Newt desperately searched for a stretchman to hug. One might say this is an odd activity, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion it was magnificent. A stretchman is the thing to select.

The Special Newt needed a melon that they would often rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a new operation, to me and my children, but not to the Newt, who felt it was wonderful. Bizarrely, a melon is the item that was chosen.

The Special Newt always kept a CD player that they would occasionally sleep with. One might say this is a bizarre suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Newt, who thought that this idea was awe-inspring. A CD player would be the thing that was opted for.

The Special Newt found a ball to try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be a fairly bizarre suggestion, to some, but not to the Newt, who considered it was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a ball being the thing opted for.

The Special Newt craved for a bottle of beer that they would occasionally embrace. It should be an original activity, to you, but not to the Newt, who assumed it would be miraculous. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer being the chosen item.