The Chinese Newt

The Chinese Newt desired a cheese grater that they sometimes drop. It should have been an odd approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Newt, who thinks it would be simply life. A cheese grater being the chosen item.

The Chinese Newt always kept a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally put on his head. One might say this is an odd thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who had decided it would be exciting. A magic 8 ball was the item that was opted for.

The Chinese Newt carried a set square that they would often share. One might say this is a fairly funny exercise, to some, but not to the Newt, who felt it was stunning. Bizarrely, a set square would be the thing that was opted for.

The Chinese Newt desperately desired a bat that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be a fairly exciting thought, to you, but not to the Newt, who thinks that this idea is wonderful. Strangely, a bat was the thing that was opted for.

The Chinese Newt always kept a pint of beer that they would often put in the bath with him. This seems a fairly different approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Newt, who thinks that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer would be the item chosen.

The Chinese Newt always kept a magic 8 ball to hug. This seems to be a surprising approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Newt, who feels that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball was the item that was chosen.