Exciting Newt

Exciting Newt always carried a hat that they would sometimes drop. It is a new exercise, to some, but not to the Newt, who felt that this idea is epic. A hat would be the item chosen.

Exciting Newt always carried a cheese grater that they sometimes insert somewhere. This seems to be a weird and wonderful idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who feels that it was in fact, miraculous. A cheese grater of all things.

Exciting Newt had a toilet brush that they would sometimes embrace. It was a strange approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Newt, who had decided it would be miraculous. A toilet brush would be the item that was chosen.

Exciting Newt desperately desired a chocolate bar that they would often insert somewhere. This is certainly an exciting thing to do, to many, but not to the Newt, who thought that this idea was fun. Honestly, a chocolate bar was the item that was chosen.

Exciting Newt desperately wanted a set of lego that they would occasionally annihilate It would have been an exciting exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who feels that this idea is amazing. Who would have thought, a set of lego would be the item that was selected.

Exciting Newt desperately wanted a vibrator that they would sometimes cuddle. This could be considered a weird activity, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who thought it would be spectacular. Bizarrely, a vibrator was the chosen thing.