His Little Newt

His Little Newt craved for a porno magazine that they would often experiment on. This seems a new activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who expected that this idea is fun. Bizarrely, a porno magazine would be the thing that was chosen.

His Little Newt always carried a block of cheese that they would occasionally share. It is considered to be a new thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Newt, who expected that this idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a block of cheese being the item opted for.

His Little Newt always carried a spade that they would occasionally eat. One might find this to be a fairly different thought, to many, but not to the Newt, who thinks that the idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a spade is the item to choose.

His Little Newt owned a set square that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It might be an astonishing undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who expected that this idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a set square is the item to opt for.

His Little Newt searched for a big sponge that they would put up their bum. This might appear to be a fairly funny thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion it would be out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge is the thing to choose.

His Little Newt always had with them a bottle of wine to experiment on. This seems to be a fairly bizarre operation, to me, but not to the Newt, who had decided that this idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine was the item that was opted for.