The Special Newt

The Special Newt desperately wanted a pint of beer to try to nail to the wall. It should be a bizarre activity, to many, but not to the Newt, who feels that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a pint of beer would be the item that was selected.

The Special Newt carried a condom that they sometimes demolish. It might have been a fairly funny thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Newt, who felt that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a condom would be the item that was chosen.

The Special Newt desired a mug that they liked to play with. It would be a curious action, to you, but not to the Newt, who had decided it was magnificent. Bizarrely, a mug is the thing to choose.

The Special Newt desperately needed a piece of paper that they would often embrace. One might consider this to be a fairly weird undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who had decided that the idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper is the thing that was chosen.

The Special Newt desperately looked for a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes put up their bum. It might be an odd thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who expected that it was in fact, magnificent. Honestly, a Harry Potter wand being the thing selected.

The Special Newt often carried a bag of flour that they liked to experiment on. This could be considered a fairly extraordinary operation, to most, but not to the Newt, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderous. Remarkably, a bag of flour was the thing that was opted for.