The Magical Newt

The Magical Newt carried a radiator that they would sometimes cuddle. This seems to be a fairly funny thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who considered it was spectacular. Who would have thought, a radiator was the chosen item.

The Magical Newt wanted a can of coke to demolish. It was considered to be a fairly exciting action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Newt, who had decided that the idea was the most awesome idea. A can of coke would be the item chosen.

The Magical Newt wanted a teapot that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This could be considered an unusual undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who expected that it was in fact, spectacular. Bizarrely, a teapot being the thing selected.

The Magical Newt had a sword that they would sometimes play with. It should be a surprising exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who assumed it would be fun. Strangely, a sword would be the item chosen.

The Magical Newt had a bottle of beer that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It might be a fairly bizarre activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who thinks that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer of all things.

The Magical Newt had a mug that they would sometimes put up their bum. It should have been an exciting thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Newt, who felt that this idea was entertaining. A mug of all things.