My Horny Ogre

My Horny Ogre always kept a pen that they would occasionally hug. This might appear to be a fairly surprising undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that it was in fact, miraculous. Bizarrely, a pen is the item that was chosen.

My Horny Ogre craved for a toilet brush that they would often drop. It would have been a bizarre activity, to some, but not to the Ogre, who felt that this idea was fun. Who would have thought, a toilet brush is the item to select.

My Horny Ogre always kept a computer that they would occasionally put on his head. One might consider this to be a fairly weird activity, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was spectacular. Honestly, a computer is the thing to opt for.

My Horny Ogre needed a can of Tango that they sometimes put down their trousers. One might consider this to be an astonishing thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Ogre, who feels it would be magnificent. A can of Tango would be the thing that was opted for.

My Horny Ogre desperately needed a porno magazine that they would demolish. This seems to be a fairly different approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that the idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a porno magazine of all things.

My Horny Ogre desperately needed a pint of beer to try to nail to the wall. It should be an odd thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Ogre, who thought that it was in fact, entertaining. Who would have thought, a pint of beer is the item to opt for.