A Fat Ogre

A Fat Ogre needed a ball that they liked to insert somewhere. It was a fairly new operation, to me, but not to the Ogre, who feels it was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a ball is the item to choose.

A Fat Ogre often carried a hat that they would often smash. It was an extraordinary approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion it was the most awesome idea. A hat is the thing to select.

A Fat Ogre owned a bottle of coke that they would sometimes play with. This might appear to be a fairly strange exercise, to many, but not to the Ogre, who expected it would be stunning. Remarkably, a bottle of coke being the thing selected.

A Fat Ogre owned a can of coke that they liked to annihilate One might find this to be a fairly bizarre approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Ogre, who expected it would be fun. Remarkably, a can of coke is the item to select.

A Fat Ogre owned a lava lamp to put in the bath with him. It was an odd activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who considered that the idea was out of this world. A lava lamp was the thing that was opted for.

A Fat Ogre owned a radiator that they liked to sleep with. This could be considered a fairly bizarre exercise, to you, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that this idea is wonderful. Bizarrely, a radiator was the item that was opted for.