My Tired Ogre

My Tired Ogre desperately craved for a set square that they sometimes eat. It might be a weird undertaking, to you, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was awesome. Strangely, a set square being the thing opted for.

My Tired Ogre desperately desired a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It should have been a fairly extraordinary proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Ogre, who felt that this idea is spectacular. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener being the thing opted for.

My Tired Ogre always carried a little monkey that they would sit and look at. This might appear to be a fairly curious suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Ogre, who feels it was amazing. Honestly, a little monkey was the item that was opted for.

My Tired Ogre owned a chocolate bar that they would often drop. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre thing to do, to some, but not to the Ogre, who thinks it would be wonderful. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar being the thing selected.

My Tired Ogre always had with them a hat that they would occasionally sit and look at. One might say this is a fairly peculiar thought, to my children, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a hat is the item to opt for.

My Tired Ogre always kept a bat that they sometimes put up their bum. This is certainly an original idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Ogre, who felt that this idea is exciting. Strangely, a bat of all things.