Yellow Ogre

Yellow Ogre desperately craved for a stretchman that they would occasionally drop. It was an original thing to do, to me, but not to the Ogre, who had decided it was awesome. Remarkably, a stretchman being the item opted for.

Yellow Ogre wanted a vibrator that they sometimes demolish. It would be a peculiar undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator being the item selected.

Yellow Ogre desperately needed a toilet brush that they sometimes put down their trousers. It is considered to be a fairly original exercise, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion it was wonderous. Bizarrely, a toilet brush would be the thing that was selected.

Yellow Ogre always carried a pencil sharpener that they would often hug. This might appear to be a surprising exercise, to some, but not to the Ogre, who considered that this idea is amazing. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener is the item to opt for.

Yellow Ogre had a bottle of wine that they would cuddle. This seems to be an astonishing activity, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderous. Strangely, a bottle of wine is the thing to select.

Yellow Ogre desperately looked for a painting of a melon that they would often cuddle. One might say this is a fairly different activity, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who expected that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a painting of a melon being the chosen item.