My Fat Ogre

My Fat Ogre wanted a crown that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. This seems a funny operation, to some, but not to the Ogre, who expected it would be awesome. Remarkably, a crown of all things.

My Fat Ogre craved for a custard pie that they would often sleep with. This seems to be a peculiar undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who thinks it would be entertaining. Remarkably, a custard pie is the item to choose.

My Fat Ogre carried a stretchman that they sometimes drop. It might have been a fairly weird idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Ogre, who thought that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman being the item selected.

My Fat Ogre looked for a cucumber that they liked to smash. It was considered to be a curious thing to do, to you, but not to the Ogre, who felt that this idea is simply life. Bizarrely, a cucumber would be the item that was chosen.

My Fat Ogre always kept a sack of potatoes that they liked to sleep with. It would have been a fairly weird thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Ogre, who feels that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes being the chosen item.

My Fat Ogre owned a sponge that they would occasionally cuddle. One might find this to be a weird undertaking, to many, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that this idea is wonderous. A sponge being the chosen item.