Her Lovely Orangutan

Her Lovely Orangutan desperately desired a bottle of wine that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It might have been a fairly funny thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Orangutan, who felt that this idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine is the thing to opt for.

Her Lovely Orangutan needed a painting of a melon that they would occasionally share. It might be a fairly astonishing proposal, to you and me, but not to the Orangutan, who expected that this idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a painting of a melon would be the item chosen.

Her Lovely Orangutan desperately desired a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally demolish. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary exercise, to my mum, but not to the Orangutan, who considered that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball was the item that was selected.

Her Lovely Orangutan often carried a pencil sharpener that they would put down their trousers. It was considered to be an odd thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Orangutan, who felt that this idea is stunning. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Lovely Orangutan desperately needed a condom that they would often break. It might have been a fairly original proposal, to some, but not to the Orangutan, who feels it would be magnificent. Remarkably, a condom being the chosen item.

Her Lovely Orangutan desired a can of Dr Pepper that they would often worship. This might appear to be a strange thing to do, to my children, but not to the Orangutan, who had decided it was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Dr Pepper was the chosen thing.