A Little Orangutan

A Little Orangutan needed a Harry Potter wand to throw. One might consider this to be a weird suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Orangutan, who felt that the idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand would be the item that was selected.

A Little Orangutan searched for a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally eat. It should be a peculiar activity, to my mum, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks that this idea was sublime. Strangely, a pencil sharpener would be the thing that was chosen.

A Little Orangutan desperately needed a sack of potatoes that they liked to annihilate This might appear to be a new undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Orangutan, who considered that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes would be the item that was selected.

A Little Orangutan needed a CD player that they would often drop. One might consider this to be a fairly different thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a CD player would be the thing that was selected.

A Little Orangutan desperately wanted a piece of paper that they would sometimes play with. It might have been an astonishing approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Orangutan, who expected it would be wonderous. Who would have thought, a piece of paper was the item that was chosen.

A Little Orangutan had a condom that they would occasionally sleep with. It is considered to be a weird and wonderful thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Orangutan, who had come to the conclusion it was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom being the item selected.