A Jolly Orangutan

A Jolly Orangutan wanted a block of cheese that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a different idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Orangutan, who felt that this idea was wonderous. A block of cheese being the thing opted for.

A Jolly Orangutan desperately looked for a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Orangutan, who considered that it was in fact, entertaining. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand was the item that was selected.

A Jolly Orangutan desperately craved for a teapot that they would occasionally throw. One might say this is a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Orangutan, who feels it was awesome. Who would have imagined, a teapot would be the thing that was chosen.

A Jolly Orangutan desperately needed a can of Dr Pepper to play with. This seems a curious proposal, to my children, but not to the Orangutan, who felt that this idea is simply life. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper was the item that was selected.

A Jolly Orangutan had a pen that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a fairly different idea, to my children, but not to the Orangutan, who considered that the idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a pen would be the item that was opted for.

A Jolly Orangutan often carried a rubber johnny that they liked to smash. It would be a fairly new exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Orangutan, who had decided that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny was the item that was selected.