Her Angry Orangutan

Her Angry Orangutan wanted a bat that they would often sit and look at. It should have been a fairly weird suggestion, to some, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a bat would be the item that was selected.

Her Angry Orangutan craved for a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes embrace. It might have been a fairly odd thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Orangutan, who felt it would be magnificent. Strangely, a sack of potatoes is the thing to select.

Her Angry Orangutan always had with them a cucumber that they liked to eat. This could be considered a fairly peculiar idea, to me and my children, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed it was spectacular. Who would have thought, a cucumber is the thing to choose.

Her Angry Orangutan always had with them a block of cheese that they would drop. This is certainly a peculiar proposal, to my children, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks that this idea was epic. A block of cheese being the item selected.

Her Angry Orangutan always carried a stretchman that they would occasionally share. It would be a bizarre activity, to you and me, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks that it was in fact, exciting. Remarkably, a stretchman would be the item that was selected.

Her Angry Orangutan carried a chocolate bar that they would sometimes demolish. It should have been a fairly astonishing operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks that this idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar would be the item that was opted for.