The Different Paki

The Different Paki desperately wanted a custard pie that they sometimes hug. It was a fairly weird undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Paki, who considered that it was in fact, out of this world. Who would have imagined, a custard pie would be the thing that was opted for.

The Different Paki carried a rubber johnny that they would sometimes drop. It would have been a fairly surprising suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Paki, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, fun. Strangely, a rubber johnny is the item to select.

The Different Paki always carried a condom that they would share. It should have been a funny thought, to many, but not to the Paki, who felt it would be exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a condom being the chosen item.

The Different Paki desperately needed a pen to put down their trousers. It would be a fairly exciting undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Paki, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, epic. Who would have imagined, a pen would be the item that was chosen.

The Different Paki looked for a rubber johnny that they would sometimes sit and look at. It should be a funny activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Paki, who thought that this idea is the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a rubber johnny was the item that was opted for.

The Different Paki always carried a chocolate bar that they liked to drop. One might say this is an exciting undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Paki, who expected that this idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar would be the item that was opted for.