My Depressed Paki

My Depressed Paki always carried a bottle of wine that they liked to worship. It would be a funny action, to you and me, but not to the Paki, who considered it would be stunning. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine is the thing to opt for.

My Depressed Paki desperately looked for a condom that they liked to demolish. This could be considered a fairly surprising activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Paki, who assumed that it was in fact, exciting. Strangely, a condom being the item opted for.

My Depressed Paki searched for a rubber johnny that they liked to put on his head. This is certainly a fairly bizarre thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Paki, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was fun. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny was the item that was selected.

My Depressed Paki desperately looked for a melon that they would often cuddle. It should be a weird exercise, to my dad, but not to the Paki, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was spectacular. A melon would be the chosen thing.

My Depressed Paki found a pint of beer that they would demolish. It would have been a weird suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Paki, who expected it was epic. Strangely, a pint of beer is the item that was chosen.

My Depressed Paki owned a magic 8 ball that they would often annihilate It was a funny undertaking, to me, but not to the Paki, who had decided it was awesome. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball being the chosen thing.