His Silly Pigeon

His Silly Pigeon desperately desired a cucumber that they sometimes rub on his belly. This seems a fairly exciting thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks that it was in fact, entertaining. Who would have thought, a cucumber was the thing that was chosen.

His Silly Pigeon often carried a cheese grater to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a fairly weird and wonderful action, to you and me, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided it would be magnificent. Bizarrely, a cheese grater is the thing to opt for.

His Silly Pigeon desperately needed a stretchman that they sometimes play with. It might have been a fairly astonishing operation, to me, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a stretchman would be the thing that was chosen.

His Silly Pigeon always kept a CD player that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a strange suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player being the chosen thing.

His Silly Pigeon desperately needed a painting of a melon that they would occasionally break. It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Pigeon, who felt that this idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon would be the chosen thing.

His Silly Pigeon needed a sponge that they would sometimes smash. It might have been a surprising action, to me, but not to the Pigeon, who expected it was wonderous. A sponge being the thing selected.